To be repeated with your right hand over your heart, and your left hand on your sewing machine.
Repeat the following:
On my Sewing Machine, I swear this oath to Frau Fiber and garment workers around the world. I shall render textile and sewing knowledge to all who will listen and as a brave Faux Frau I shall at all times be prepared with advice, instructions and tools to serve my fellow humans to Stop Shopping and Start Sewing. If I turn traitor to this cause I now pledge, I will spend the rest of my days, in garments with un-repaired holes.